I'm jealous of your bromance
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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