I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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