We're facebook friends in real life
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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