It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
ok first of all what the fuck
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