Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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