It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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