I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
