everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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