I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
