When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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