I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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