I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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