That's intense
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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