Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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