I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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