Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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