I heard we made out
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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