Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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