pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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