can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The beers last night were like the tears from god
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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