do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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