We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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