I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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