just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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