A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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