Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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