**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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