no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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