dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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