laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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