I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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