OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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