no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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