So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We have started to decorate penises.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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