I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she smelled like a LAN party
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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