have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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