Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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