I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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