Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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