Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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