We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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