Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Found the puke drawer
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dick very happy bro
I would fuck him just for his dog
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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