I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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