What a fucking waste of an outfit
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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