I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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