We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
