i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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