in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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