you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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