Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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