butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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