Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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