I want to make a zoo with you.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I need to sanitize my soul.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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