What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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