He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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