When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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