I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
